Hippie Hating

From music to sex to style, we are all descendents of that early neanderthal: the Hippie. Like it or not. So let's stop throwing them under the VW bus, shall we?

 

MTV Cribs: Osama Bin Laden

OBL takes you inside his bunker in Pakistan, just days before Special Operations decided to find him! Check it out!

Spying is cool cause: I have nothing to hide!

"I don't care about NSA spying, I have nothing to hide!" many say. Including my mother. From parental to partisan reactions, a lack of accountability, and the lapdog formerly known as the European Union, the shenanigans continue from the spy I'm not sure ever loved me.

Fun things to do ALONE on Valentine's Day

Alone this Valentine's Day? Well put down the morphine pills, quit feeling (sorry for) yourself, and check out Frankie's suggestions for V-day activities you can do all by your lonesome. Today is the first day of the rest of your miserable life!

HOW TO AVOID NSA SURVEILLANCE

WAR IS PEACE

IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

FREEDOM IS SLAVERY

THE NSA IS MY HOMEBOY 

Happy Birthday to a REAL Dick!

How could you forget? The man who brought you the "War on Terror" and gave a two thumbs up to waterboarding, ex vice prez Dick Cheney has turned 70. As they say, the good die young. Come, celebrate with me!